Dreams Are Weird When You Are Sick...

Okay so I was sick this past Tuesday and I slept all day.

The following is an account of the strange dreams I had...



Dream 1: It


Remember this guy?

Looking at this gives me the creeps...
[shudder]

Well he was creeping around my yard and, being the genius I am, I decide to go into my side yard to investigate. 

It was a bad idea.

I see him jumping on a mini trampoline with a jump rope. I decide that I should try to sneak around him (I am not this stupid in real life. I swear.) and right after I get in front of him I feel the jump rope swing around me and suddenly I am pulled towards him. 

Then I woke up.

Dream 2: Giant Capybaras?

This is a capybara...

They are about the size of a sheep, making them the
largest rodents in the world.

Well my dream was infested with these giant rats. They were about 50 times larger than their actual size. Creepy, right?

There reall isn't a story line to this dream. All I remember is that these guys were everywhere.

At some point I woke up...